ooo i knoooow...a drab entry

lordy how i loooved prunella scales, i thought her genius absoulute perfection or more i found out last night i fell in love with sybil and it turns out theyre not the same person after all. Though i did get her autograph she turned out to be just another person, a aging lady who seemed shy on stage with only her thoughts and handbag. yes there were the cringe worthies who asked the most ridiculous questions of my idol but she didnt want to speak, and timothy west well he wasthe otehr way. aside from a story about bees and another of kippers they were 2 ordinary people on stage rather lenghily talking about their lives, the sort of people who you turn over the channel to, just for old times sake they might have put on a show or even just thought about what they were going to say, i hate to say it but i think i was... disappointed

is loose tea not just opened teabags in disguise

i have a whole new theory the miserable receptionist at the gym is trying to kill me, she obviously didn't want me to take over her job or infact have any job in the spa so she shredded my cv but what makes me more sure is tonight wrapped in my towel, oh it was hideous for a second i actually thought it was a tarantula the whole england thing went entirely out, there was a giant stripy enormous wasp with great long antennas oh it was looking at me, there was this split second of shere panic when it must have heard me panic before it bit me, reaaaally hard and i know it bit me because it drew blood, and it didnt just bite me anywhere ooooh no this wasp was in cohoots with the gym lady because it bit me on my wrist, my right flipping wrist which is now swollen beyond belief but then i figure there isnt a red line making a direct route for my heart so ill make it through this evening at the very least. which means as well as losing the use of my feet, ive also lost my arm. my feet were a painful story relating to fabulous stilletos and dancing but im sounding rather winey so i sharnt dwell, though they do hurt tremendously and spending my entire day trapsing about after teaspoons in yet more heels did them no favours. i had a fun day at my new work, its not quite what i imagined, i didnt think theyd be quite so much coffee waiting around and cake involved but hey its all good and paid so i'm happy and the antihistamine seems to be taking effect, i'm definitely getting sleepier. you should definitely be allowed to blog on facebook, else i remember to visit one and not the other. i wonder why its called blogging? hmm hiho to bed to bed

simple

so following an evening of trying to get my hips to move independently of the rest of me, having finally taken my first steps into a homecare routine, i cleansed, i moisurised and i sort of toned because it said something about it on the cleansing packet, i have a burning desire to now rip my skin to shreds, but perhaps its just the newness, the eyebrow tint test on my wrist is still flat as a pancake and rather staining my wrist come to that, though its my left and so of little consequence, hmm will endeavour to scour off tomorrow with my soapy water, oh my old sweet smelling friends... friday should be jolly exciting, i wondered on into a job recruitment agency this afternoon, along with a health food shop that lied to me about the similary 'tween yogurt coated brazil nuts and chocolate coated ones, having tried 100g worth i know for a fact the yoghurty ones are nasty, but then ive found brazil nuts are pretty naffy on the taste front, like how i imagine leather to taste