is loose tea not just opened teabags in disguise

i have a whole new theory the miserable receptionist at the gym is trying to kill me, she obviously didn't want me to take over her job or infact have any job in the spa so she shredded my cv but what makes me more sure is tonight wrapped in my towel, oh it was hideous for a second i actually thought it was a tarantula the whole england thing went entirely out, there was a giant stripy enormous wasp with great long antennas oh it was looking at me, there was this split second of shere panic when it must have heard me panic before it bit me, reaaaally hard and i know it bit me because it drew blood, and it didnt just bite me anywhere ooooh no this wasp was in cohoots with the gym lady because it bit me on my wrist, my right flipping wrist which is now swollen beyond belief but then i figure there isnt a red line making a direct route for my heart so ill make it through this evening at the very least. which means as well as losing the use of my feet, ive also lost my arm. my feet were a painful story relating to fabulous stilletos and dancing but im sounding rather winey so i sharnt dwell, though they do hurt tremendously and spending my entire day trapsing about after teaspoons in yet more heels did them no favours. i had a fun day at my new work, its not quite what i imagined, i didnt think theyd be quite so much coffee waiting around and cake involved but hey its all good and paid so i'm happy and the antihistamine seems to be taking effect, i'm definitely getting sleepier. you should definitely be allowed to blog on facebook, else i remember to visit one and not the other. i wonder why its called blogging? hmm hiho to bed to bed