one glass...pitiful

my loerd im a cheap date ooooone teenie ting y glass of wine and im so complwetelry swimmy, oh how im laughing my wkeepyboard is covered in nail infections And all mannor orf contahgious conditions tis rather nastyh have been looking at them alll day, peopkle are nasty ewwwwk hi ho have nebeen out to te and had the mist delightful sweet and sour chidken i tyhink i l;l just move to china so i can eat i alt all day it is the absouklte best, rtand then waffels or woffels as i pronounced them it sounds so american to assay waffles but then oim not uqite sure, i guess waffles are aemerican so they souhould have say on how to say them, i was thinking of ineventing an inventing inventing a machine well no iu mean a camerica camera where you gtake a picture of your diseasre or illness and then sput in into thiis websdite and its mat heches all te pictures on the internet with yours and tells yoy what your sdidseadiseaease ia is. ccrafty eh, my gosh im an am sleepy, i kept y?trying to thimk up intelifentn answers to your the light is beginning or on or rising or wha t was it your msn said and so fair far iall im xocoming up with is on radio 4 because well im not suer my head is just swaying of ita so own feree wioll rigjt niwniwnwo now. atleast ill be thin my gym person said if i lose five ghindred calores ad a day tehn ill be thionk thin trah lah lah genius