president sounds so much prettier than primeminister

chrysanthemums have got to be the ugliest flowers ever grown, why would you want a flower the size of a football or for that matter a flower thats green, you mayaswell just grow grass as have green flowers, and flower shows, how can you judge a flower, perhaps they prod them and see if the petals fall off or time how long the blooms last...today i was v good, following a hellish morning of horridness i composed a sizeable rant to the government about everything wrong with england explaing in depth how to right it/save the world.. followed by a tour of youtube videos that actually said you dont need to drink extra water cause you get it from food, and i was all for believing but then i figured it was by the bbc and so in cohoots with the government so perhaps water is running out or something and they want people to use less hmm im not decided then i went on all the new playthings at the gym for absolutely ever because they have tvs on them. so now my arms feel all deliciously tingly and my sides ache from trying to draw them in through bizarre sit ups so i don't look wide. its all dark outside my window now, well it would be if the neighbours would turn off their outside lamp, i like night it somehow feels more magical as if wonderful things are about to happen, it makes you feel closer to those people wandering about in daytime fantasies like that take me home country road song, which has got to be mynew all time favourite, i wonder if people still livein the wild west and still have show downs in the middle of the town at noon...