friday 10 august 2007

well of all the ridiculous things i do; yesterday and today were spent mowing the grass in my scantiest outfit sans suncream in a desparate attempt to prove i actually go outside. Result..absolutely nothing save bruises i somehow get. preening my grandmas garden with no thought for the sun and what happens? i end up with my back so burnt i now have a food baby stomach, further more to my self orientated rant, children shouldnt pose for magazines, it is wrong. adam sandler should be branded as the worlds most awful actor, really that film click i mean really, and it was all a dream, omg man think up something a little bit original. i have come to the conclusion i don't like my elbows.